"What did I do wrong?"
"You are crying and blubbering and carrying on over tied strings on your dress. It's ridiculous and you need to stop. Is it really that important?"
"Mmmmhmmmmm" (wah wah cry blubber)
"Will the world stop turning because your strings are tied?"
"Mmmmmhmmmm" (wah wah cry blubber whine blubber tear tear)
"Really? The WORLD WILL STOP TURNING?"
"yeaaaaahhhhhuuuuussssssss" (wah cry blubber whine cry tear tear blubber sniff sniff)